January 02, 2013

He’ll be back for his daughter

In the days between Christmas cake and marzipan and New Year's hangover, I saw reruns of two father-daughter films with a common theme: the daughter is kidnapped and her kick-ass father sets out to nail the abductors and rescue his girl.

Commando (1985) and Taken (2008) has two very angry men, John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger) and Bryan Mills (Liam Neeson), beat the crap out of the bad guys who dared to harm their little girls. To “beat the crap” in the cocooned world of the former head of a special forces unit and the retired special intelligence agent is to “seek and kill” the enemy. No questions, no authorisation, just bloodletting. 


Arnold Schwarzenegger and Alyssa Milano
in Commando

The murderous rage that Matrix and Mills experience may be compared to how a doting father might feel when some brainless twit woos his precious daughter, sweeps her off her feet, marries her, and whisks her away to some far-off place. What does the idiot know about taking care of daddy’s girl?

The father of the bride (there’s another one for you) would love to do to the groom what Mills vows to do, and in fact does, to the men who abduct his daughter in Paris.

“I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you,” Mills tells the leader of a gang of Albanian human traffickers in Taken.

Liam Neeson and Maggie Grace in Taken

If fathers are beaming proud and insanely protective of their daughters, their girls are no less so. In Commando, when an out-of-power dictator kidnaps Matrix’s teenage daughter, to force him into helping him regain power, and tells her, “Your father appears to be cooperating. You will be back with him soon. Won’t that be nice?” she gives him an unwavering look and retorts, “Not nearly as nice as watching him smash your face in.”

In many ways Commando and Taken epitomise the father-daughter relationship, in spite of the serious nature of the two movies. Commando is a comedy in action. Taken is a relentless thriller. I guess John Matrix and Bryan Mills would make fathers proud and, I suspect, envious too. A daughter, vulnerable as she comes, will remain daddy’s little girl. A son, well, now he can grow up to be a man.

December 31, 2012

Happy New Year!

May 2013 bring laughter, fun, peace, joy, bliss, and contentment in your life.


"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead."
― Stan Laurel ―


“Laughter is the stubborn reward of grim times.” 
― Buster Keaton ―


In the end, everything is a gag."
― Charlie Chaplin ―


"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, 
I go into the other room and read a book."
― Groucho Marx ―


"Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!" "Nyaaaaaahhhhhhh!" "La-la-la, la-la-la..." 
"HRRRRRRMPH!""Rrrowf! Rrrowf!"
― Curly Howard ―

December 30, 2012

Books I read in 2012

I read fewer than 50 books in 2012. Slow reading, personal and professional preoccupations, lack of discipline, and too much non-fiction, including current affairs and political commentary, both print and online, is no excuse for not reading more novels this year.

The 50 books include physical books and ebooks but not the many short stories, comic-books, poetry, anthologies, and journals and magazines I read.

Again, of the 50 books I reviewed less than 20, most of them for Friday’s Forgotten Books at Patti Abbott’s blog, Pattinase, in what was an informative and fun-filled challenge. It is with renewed enthusiasm that I look forward to participating in FFB and Tuesday’s Overlooked Films at Todd Mason’s blog, Sweet Freedom, in 2013.

Looking back, there were quite a few books I enjoyed reading, though I didn't review all of them. I have put together a list of 20 books that I liked for various reasons including cover and originality.


Western
01. Saddle on a Cloud, 1952, by Frank C. Robertson
02. The Lone Deputy, 1960, by Wayne D. Overholser
03. Gun Man, 1985, by Loren D. Estleman

Mystery
04. The Doctor, His Wife, and the Clock, 1895, by Anna Katharine Green
05. The Secret Adversary, 1922, by Agatha Christie
06. The Murder on the Links, 1923, by Agatha Christie
07. The Case of the Gilded Lily, 1959, Erle Stanley Gardner

Thriller
08. Cape Fear (The Executioners), 1957, by John D. MacDonald
09. Run, Mann, Run!, 1975, by James Keenan
10. The Ninth Configuration, 1978, by William Peter Blatty

Espionage 
11. A Fine Night for Dying, 1969, by Jack Higgins
12. A Prayer for the Dying, 1973, by Jack Higgins
13. The Payoff, 1973, by Don Smith
14. Atlantic Scramble, 1982, by Don Pendleton and Gar Wilson
15. Journey Toward Death, 1983, by Amos Aricha
16. Black Dice: Mack Bolan, The Executioner, 1987, by Don Pendleton

Drama
17. A Prairie Infanta, 1904, by Eva Wilder Brodhead
18. Beyond the Black Stump, 1956, by Nevil Shute
19. The Summer Man, 1967, by Jory Sherman

SF & Fantasy
20. Tarzan at the Earth’s Core, 1929, by Edgar Rice Burroughs

My reading of western, mystery, and sf/fantasy is badly in need of overhaul. I simply need to read more books in these spellbinding genres. Apart from this 
I have only one other challenge, one other resolution, for 2013: to read a hundred books which, hopefully, will include fiction by non-Western authors. About this time, next year, I’ll do a similar post and let you know whether I breasted the finish line and set a new record. Fingers crossed. 

December 28, 2012

Atlantic Scramble by Don Pendleton and Gar Wilson, 1982

For the last Friday’s Forgotten Books of 2012 at Patti Abbott’s blog Pattinase, a look at an action-packed novel about a small band of combatants fighting America’s dirty war.  
The US Navy is carrying contraband for Jeddah.” 

In Atlantic Scramble, the third Phoenix Force novel and a spin-off of the Executioner series, a five-man anti-terrorist squad takes on Libyan terrorist Khader Ghazawi and his mercenaries who steal America’s super-weapon, the Dessler Laser Submachine Gun, and make off with it in a recommissioned subchaser, the U.S.S. Beaumont.

The terrorists, who belong to an outfit called Red Anvil, incapacitate the Pentagon’s Red Bluff Arsenal (a secret installation at Odessa, Texas), drug its personnel into zombies, kill dozens of soldiers, and escape with the deadly weapon with inside help.

The Phoenix Force led by Yakov Katzenelenbogen, a French-Israeli commando, lose no time in zeroing in on the US vessel cruising at high speeds through the Atlantic in the dead of night and later taking a fight to an old Russian diesel U-boat.


Yakov and his four men—Gary Manning, the Canadian explosives engineer; Keio Ohara, the unusually tall Japanese martial arts expert; David McCarter, a former SAS operator and pilot; and Rafael Encizo, a survivor of Castro's regime and an expert in underwater warfare—make short shrift of the mission.

The Phoenix Force, first introduced in Argentine Deadline, work for Stony Man, a secret anti-terrorist organisation formed by Mack Bolan and run by Hal Brognola, its project director, with the occasional involvement of ace pilot Jack Grimaldi. Phoenix Force and Able Team are spin-offs of The Executioner series created by American writer Don Pendleton. These books have been published by Gold Eagle since 1982.

The Phoenix Force and Able Team novels have been written by various authors under the collective pseudonym of Gar Wilson.

Author Thomas P. Ramirez © Allied Authors
The initial Phoenix Force novels, including Atlantic Scramble, were written by Thomas P. Ramirez who authored over 100 erotic novels and contributed stories for several magazines such as Boy’s Life, American Mercury and American Heritage. Ramirez, a master storyteller of the Executioner series, had a distinct and engaging style of his own.

I will be going back for more.

December 25, 2012

FILM REVIEW

Chickens Come Home (1931)

If anything guarantees laughter, it’s Laurel & Hardy, and here’s one to ring in the Christmas season for Overlooked Films and Television at Todd Mason’s blog Sweet Freedom. 

Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy are rarely funny by themselves. They are funny when they are together, like Asterix and Obelix, Tintin and Haddock, Tom and Jerry, Calvin and Hobbes, Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau, Garfield and Odie, Abbott and Costello, and Mutt and Jeff, to name some of the greatest comedy couples ever in films and comics.

Of course, there’s Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, Bill Murray and Dan Ackroyd, Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor and actors like Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, and Martin Short who have paired with one another, but their comedy is nowhere near as hilarious as that of the comic duos mentioned above.


I know you can’t put comic actors and comic-book characters in the same basket but when it comes to comedies and double acts I see no distinction between the two. Their comedy act, in film or print, with dialogues or speech bubbles, means the same to me.

And yet, no comedy pair is funnier than Laurel and Hardy. In fact, they are the masters of innocent comedy, even slapstick comedy.


In Chickens Come Home, written by Hal Roach and H.M. Walker and directed by James W. Horne, Laurel has a hard time keeping Hardy’s ex-flame (Mae Busch) from coming over to his best friend’s house and blackmailing him in front of his wife and their high-society friends. Hardy is running for mayor and the last thing he wants is his ex-girlfriend brandishing an old photograph in the middle of a party. If Hardy’s wife (Thelma Todd) is domineering and suspicious of her husband, Laurel’s wife (Norma Drew) is worse. She catches Laurel wrestling with the ex-flame in his desperate effort to keep her out of Hardy’s way and goes after him with an axe. 


Can you imagine anyone taking an axe to Laurel, of all the people in the world? The lengths Laurel goes to, to keep Hardy out of trouble, must make many a disgruntled spouse green with envy. For Laurel and Hardy are more than friends, they are like husband and wife, sticking up for each other more than they do for their wives, even when they are not married in their films. 


Laurel and Hardy’s innocent lives are filled with hardships but they wade through it all with optimism in their outlook, compassion in their hearts, and a smile on their faces.

The perfect Christmas movie…you can watch it below.



December 23, 2012

BOOK PREVIEW

Anna Märklin’s Family Chronicles 
by Dorte Hummelshøj Jakobsen

© Dorte Hummelshøj Jakobsen

“So far I have published a cosy mystery in English, but though they are fun to read and write, I prefer crime fiction which is a bit more serious so the next one will be a psychological mystery,” Dorte Hummelshøj Jakobsen, a Danish teacher and crime-fiction writer, told fellow author Linda Rae Blair in an interview on Linda's blog earlier this year.

Last week, Dorte published her 2011 Scandinavian mystery Anna Märklin’s Family Chronicles in English—a psychological mystery set in Denmark and Sweden. “This one is neither cosy nor hard-boiled, and I think ‘psychological mystery’ is the best way to describe it,” the noted Scandinavian author says on her blog djskrimiblog.
 

In Dorte’s words, “Anna Märklin’s Family Chronicles is the story of a young Danish woman, whose life is in a rut. Anna Storm is unemployed, her father is seriously ill, and her best friend and neighbour receives mysterious threats. Anna is a very ordinary antihero, so even when her friend dies unexpectedly, she keeps burying her head in the sand. 

“Then she finds her Swedish grandmother's old notesbooks, however. Anna is spellbound by the beautiful drawings and the sweet story of her grandmother's everyday life. Finally, she has found a worthy project to engage in. As she reads her grandmother's words, it dawns on her that the books are not suitable for children at all, but that the sinister story which is hidden between the lines may give Anna a much needed push. Anna wakes up—but is it too late?

“For readers of my Knavesborough series: please note that this book is not a cosy mystery, and I do not recommend it for children.”


Dorte has a broad taste in crime, from the traditional and historical to police procedural and amateur detectives. “When I write crime, I also stick to the soft or middle part of the spectrum so you won't see hard-boiled or noir fiction from my hand,” she told this blog in an email. “Besides, the environment and the characters are as important to me as the suspense, and I don't care much for Hemingway's taciturn heroes.”

By Knavesborough series, Dorte—who reads and writes crime fiction in English and Danish in her spare time—is referring to her stories based in the fictional village of Knavesborough and revolving around constable Archibald Penrose and his fiancé, the librarian Rhapsody Gershwin, who feature in her most popular story The Cosy Knave, a humourous mystery set in Yorkshire.
 

In The Cosy Knave, also published as Murder deLight, “The vicious attacks begin when the prodigal son of Knavesborough returns to the sleepy village after forty years in Argentina with fame and fortune. No wonder that spiteful Rose Walnut-Whip is killed, but when the violence escalates, Constable Penrose knows he needs help from his fiancée, librarian Rhapsody Gershwin.”

Other Penrose and Gershwin mysteries include The Charity Shop, a humourous short story of crime and suspense, and Christmas in Knavesborough, which features four Christmas crime stories. Two of these stories also appear in her collection Candied Crime, in turn a collection of 13 humourous flash fiction stories. There is also Liquorice Twists, another compendium of 20 flash fiction stories that Dorte says are “a bit darker.”

There’s more from Dorte: in the four crime stories in The Red Shoes, she promises “high level of toxic humour and loose limbs (including tongues in cheeks).”


Her bestseller is the romantic ghost story Heather Farm, a suspense plus romance in the Dunes near the Danish west coast.

The range and variety of Dorte Hummelshøj Jakobsen’s fiction will delight readers, both young and old, and you will find them all at Smashwords and Amazon. You can also read her insightful interview with author Linda Rae Blair here.

December 20, 2012

Ten vintage books on Christmas

A few vintage book covers on Xmas for Friday’s Forgotten Books at Patti Abbott’s blog Pattinase.

From Christmas Roses
Christmas is one of the quietest and most peaceful religious festivals or holidays in India. Most other festivals are loud and noisy, killing the spirit and sanctity of the occasion. In keeping with the tranquility of Christmas, my favourite time of the year, I am going to say very little in this post. Instead, I am going to leave you with 10 mostly forgotten, mostly illustrated, books and novellas that will delight both kids and grownups with their stories on and about Yuletide. All the books are by women authors. I haven’t read any of them but if you’d like to then you will find them at ManyBooks, Project Gutenberg and Archive.

Merry Christmas to you all! Be well, be happy!!


Christmas Roses by Lizzie Lawson and Robert Elice Mack, 1886


A Christmas Posy by Mary Louisa Molesworth, or Mrs Molesworth, 1888


Christmas with Grandma Elsie by Martha Finley, 1888


A Versailles Christmas-Tide by Mary Stuart Boyd, 1901


The Little Colonel's Christmas Vacation by Annie Fellows Johnston, 1905


On Christmas Day in the Morning by Grace S. Richmond, 1905 


The Christmas Angel by Abbie Farwell Brown, 1910


The Upas Tree: A Christmas Story for all the Year
by Florence L. Barclay, 1912


The Romance of a Christmas Card by Kate Douglas Wiggin, 1916


Christmas Holidays at Merryvale by Alice Hale Burnett, 1916


Last year, on December 22, I celebrated Christmas with Comics.